1st Stupidity Competition 2007

[senso]

Since you can do everything with usine, it's now time to create the most stupid patch of the year.
Of course the patch must be valid.
The winner will have his picture on the site, labeled 'creator of the year 2007'.


I start the competition:

If the sax plays C5# then Format Hard Disk
with
[audio to Midi] + [math =] + [shellExecute 'format c:'];

works only once...

[nay-seven]

ha ha , funny
add this to the free version with the variant of " if user don't have click on " pay " after 3 month ...

[bsork]

LOL!

You've made it hard for the rest of us, Olivier!

[senso]

It's a competition!
it doesn't mean that it will be easy but I'm sure you'll find something!!

[nay-seven]

just add one in addons sections..just press space bar ( to run audio engine )

edit : ok , addons upload don't work , so here it is :
http://yanledean.club.fr/test/stupid1.rar

[runagate]

Gimme about 20 hours - I only just bought the Gold license this morning.

I have based the last 4 months of my life. working 60 hours a week, around getting gear to outfit a live Usine band with actually affordable technology I never thought I'd see the likes of. Is that stupid? We shall see...


check it out:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... =312393783

[bsork]

Ok - here's one:

mouse.mouse + keyboard.pressed -> toggle.pat -> form visible (on any VST).

(Both mouse and keyboard connected to toggle.pat.)

I must admit that it's slightly related to nay-seven's offering, but even simpler (and more annoying IMHO).

Sorry I couldn't think of anything remotely as destructive as Olivier's.

...back to the drawing board...

[stanlea]

If the music played is bad, an olfactive interface smells shit.
If the music played is bad, an olfactive interface smells roses.


[main audio out]-> [a lot of heuristics]->[RS232]->[olfactive interface]

[senso]

hello,
interesting stuffs; hard competition!

Here is a small script which crashes Usine and Windows... each time we put it in a patch.

Code: Select all

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
var out: Tparameter;

procedure init;
begin  

 repeat 
   out := CreateParam('out',ptDatafader);
 until true=false;

end;

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 begin
end.

enjoy!